People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.- Ellen DeGeneres.
Where do I even begin? Hola, bonjour, hello. I'm Ty and no I can not be your baby mama. I like to touch le butt and sing songs while taking a crap.I'm a self-proclaimed idiot with a love for Ellen and all things awesome. #dealwithit.
Oh and Rachel Berry's my wife for life. I've got this weird friend named Leon who thinks that fetch is cool and likes to not touch the butt. Charlie's kinda my go to girl when it comes to all things awesome. We're more than friends but less than Dory and P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
…You’re just too good for me. I’m this close to forgetting all about Knights rules just to see you. The fun thing is, I don’t want to sleep with or without you. I want to spend every second enjoying your voice and smell and presence because I’m smitten like that.
Oh, trust me: they do. Who wouldn’t want to? Your butt is like, really famous. Even Millie knows it. Dancers always have the best assets, but you also have the personality. Thank God I have girlfriend rights or I’d be dead by now.
You could totally be a rebel if you really wanted to, that’s hot. Do I have a smell? Is it a good smell? Do you enjoy this smell? We’ll be able to okay? We’ll be able to cuddle all day soon. I can record my voice for you and you can replay all the time. I miss you all the time, I really do. I can be walking to my dorm and I’ll see a crack in the ground and it’ll remind me of you.
My butt is less famous than Ellen which is a good thing and a bad thing. You have all the girlfriend rights, you have like rights even past that. You have Charles Fabray rights.
Well, I can tell you for sure I don’t. So much free time, so little Ty Michael. I need some love, okay. On the bright side, I get to wear your clothes to bed.
Freshman girls at Knights worry me. Bet they wanna touch your butt and your everything.
You are just so beautiful, I can’t even handle it. I’m almost like that. I have so little free time but I want to spend every single second of it with you. And on an even brighter side? You get to wear my clothes to bed and soon enough I’ll be with you in bed, cuddling with you.
No, no freshman girls want to touch my butt at all. I think they’re afraid of me or something? Because of how hyper I always am.
Too handsome to be away from me, let’s be honest.
I miss you so much, I’m not even sure how I function without seeing you every single day.
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@samtrevy: You are so obsessed with her, it’s really insane.
@jmalaman: Your upper lip thing looks super French.
@stopitinthenameoflove: How does your facial hair grow this fast???