… Isn’t that like, illegal? Let’s do it.
I don’t think you’re supposed to touch a baby’s head but you’re the expert here, I trust you with my own life. You know me well, I’m not gonna break out into a song. Imma break out into a whole musical BOOM BITCH. #guesstheinternetwillneverknow #dibsontherightbuttock #theamericangovernmentwouldbesoprud
Of course, we’re total badasses.
I am the expert, I am. I mean baby’s heads are like really soft and stuff so why not touch them? And I’m gonna be laughing if that happens because you’re really adorable. Technically though don’t you have to break out into song to make a musical? #doesthatmeanyourstrulygetstheleft? #iliketheleftonebettertotally
At least she doesn’t have Hannibal’s cannibalistic tendencies, #winwin. Millie will come around to the idea. I’m sure. We’re family after all.
Smooth as a baby’s backside? G o o d. What doesn’t turn you on makes you stronger #areyoutheroughsextypeofguytho #thisbuttisonfireanditissortayours.
That would completely backfire on me then somehow someway. But if she doesn’t come around then we could totally brainwash her right?
Nope, as smooth as a baby’s head. You’re totally gonna break out into song when I see you next, I know it. #amI? #whoknows #yourbuttishalfmineandhalfyours #duelownership
/You/ are my favorite.
Shouldn’t have said that, Mister. Da best? Spot’s taken by you, sorry. PS: Shut up Tyson. You are perfect and I hate you. PSS: I don’t really hate you, handsome.
Why thank you, Charles. I better be your favorite even though Mildred is still totally out to get me. I had a dream that you she attacked me in public. And I know that that wouldn’t happen because she’d just attack me in private.
Yes, yes I should’ve. That was smooth, but you’re like the da best. You have to be da best since you’re Charlie Fabray. PS: Psst, that kinda turns me on #what PSS: That’s a good thing, beautiful because I really like #touchingthebutt
Happily. Hello what is up everybody, my name is Charlotte and Tyson is my boy which means I’m his girl. Don’t touch. Please and thank.
I would wear your entire closet were it possible. But that’s just unfair since you cannot wear my clothes. PS: I miss your face.
There ya go, Charles. I like protective!Charlie over everything. She’s my favorite.
It is possible though, I do not mind. You’re Charlotte Fabray, you can do whatever you want. You da best, you know that. PS: I miss your face too. PSS: You’re actually so beautiful.
That’s 300% okay to say though.
That’s right, you tell ‘em Charles.
You always wear my snapbacks anyways so.
Is that not okay to say? I mean Charlie is all mine so I think I’m allowed to say that.
I’m gonna do it anyways, dude.
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@samtrevy: You two are stupid.
@jmorbs: Ty, this is uneccessary on so many levels.
@frientlksje: Is this what happens when anyone leaves you two alone?
I used to pretend I was Superman and Danny Zuko. I’m pretty much still doing the same thing.