Let’s both be Peter. I refuse to let you be Gwen.
YOU SAID I LOOKED HOT WEARING YOUR STUFF OF COURSE I’M GOING TO STEAL THEM. Babies are weird, not even gonna lie. So glad I was never one. I didn’t exactly say that, it was implied in the most confusing sentence I’ve ever written. I’m adorable you’re hot I’m not sure if I like this. Hashtag fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip-flops hashtag where is my pink Prada tote. #positiveihavealwayswantedmyboyfrienddrawingstuffonmybutt #bothyouareboth
I like that idea! This way we can both wear masks and totally rock the socks off of the cops.
I WASN’T LYING, BABE! YOU LOOK HOT IN ANYTHING OKAY? You were hatched from an egg, no uterus for you. Well you can be adorable and hot and beautiful and crazy and great and I would agree with all of that because you are the best. Hashtag is Jimmy Choo an actual thing? #andiwannadrawacucumbertoo
I’d say we are Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy in disguise.
Expert in the field of snapbacks #respect. Because their soft spot makes me cringe every time someone even mentions it and excuuuse me but I am no baby murderer. I am not adorable you are unadorable which makes me the opposite by default although I am so not adorable what did I just say don’t mind me. Doing that is the High School Musical pattern don’t fall for it. #whynot #youmarkedyourterritoryontheleft #itisonlyfairthatway #youareaweirdo #acuteweirdo.
You’d probably have to be Peter because you’re the hero, Char.
THE SNAPBACKS THAT YOU ALWAYS STEAL OKAY. I heard that it takes a whole year for their head to harden which explains a lot when it comes to me. I think you just said that you’re adorable because you are. Except in your version we’d just be hashtagging every song. #canidrawamustacheontheleft #amiaweirdoorcanibewaldo?
… Isn’t that like, illegal? Let’s do it.
I don’t think you’re supposed to touch a baby’s head but you’re the expert here, I trust you with my own life. You know me well, I’m not gonna break out into a song. Imma break out into a whole musical BOOM BITCH. #guesstheinternetwillneverknow #dibsontherightbuttock #theamericangovernmentwouldbesoprud
Of course, we’re total badasses.
I am the expert, I am. I mean baby’s heads are like really soft and stuff so why not touch them? And I’m gonna be laughing if that happens because you’re really adorable. Technically though don’t you have to break out into song to make a musical? #doesthatmeanyourstrulygetstheleft? #iliketheleftonebettertotally
At least she doesn’t have Hannibal’s cannibalistic tendencies, #winwin. Millie will come around to the idea. I’m sure. We’re family after all.
Smooth as a baby’s backside? G o o d. What doesn’t turn you on makes you stronger #areyoutheroughsextypeofguytho #thisbuttisonfireanditissortayours.
That would completely backfire on me then somehow someway. But if she doesn’t come around then we could totally brainwash her right?
Nope, as smooth as a baby’s head. You’re totally gonna break out into song when I see you next, I know it. #amI? #whoknows #yourbuttishalfmineandhalfyours #duelownership
/You/ are my favorite.
Shouldn’t have said that, Mister. Da best? Spot’s taken by you, sorry. PS: Shut up Tyson. You are perfect and I hate you. PSS: I don’t really hate you, handsome.
Why thank you, Charles. I better be your favorite even though Mildred is still totally out to get me. I had a dream that you she attacked me in public. And I know that that wouldn’t happen because she’d just attack me in private.
Yes, yes I should’ve. That was smooth, but you’re like the da best. You have to be da best since you’re Charlie Fabray. PS: Psst, that kinda turns me on #what PSS: That’s a good thing, beautiful because I really like #touchingthebutt
Happily. Hello what is up everybody, my name is Charlotte and Tyson is my boy which means I’m his girl. Don’t touch. Please and thank.
I would wear your entire closet were it possible. But that’s just unfair since you cannot wear my clothes. PS: I miss your face.
There ya go, Charles. I like protective!Charlie over everything. She’s my favorite.
It is possible though, I do not mind. You’re Charlotte Fabray, you can do whatever you want. You da best, you know that. PS: I miss your face too. PSS: You’re actually so beautiful.
That’s 300% okay to say though.
That’s right, you tell ‘em Charles.
You always wear my snapbacks anyways so.
Is that not okay to say? I mean Charlie is all mine so I think I’m allowed to say that.
I’m gonna do it anyways, dude.
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@samtrevy: You two are stupid.
@jmorbs: Ty, this is uneccessary on so many levels.
@frientlksje: Is this what happens when anyone leaves you two alone?